So for a while now my husband has been saying things that end with "you might be a mom." in his best Jeff Foxworthy impression. Here are some of my favorites.
1. If your idea of peace and quiet is to go to the bathroom with the door closed, you might be a mom.
2. If you "take a break" by taking the trash out, you might be a mom.
3. If you are cleaning up at 2 am after someone else was sick and there was no alcohol involved, you might be a mom.
4. If you spent the night with two guys, and are thankful that you spent the whole night sleeping, you might be a mom.
5. If you shower with two guys, who are not your husband, and just wish you could shower by yourself, you might be a mom.
I probably should have saved this for Mother's Day, but here it is. Enjoy!
I love it! I'm sure you'll have more by mother's day. :)
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