My second daughter is a delight. All my children are of course, but she seems to have been placed in our family to make us laugh. She is the smile that we all share either with her or at her, and she usually takes it well. She lives in a different place, a place of magic and mystery where we only visit from time to time because she lets us in. Here's a few of the things she's shared in the past few months.
Q: Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pennsylvania
Q: What did the wolf say to the other wolf?
A: HOWWWLLLS it going?
Q: What do you call a dog at the beach?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwitch.
Q: What did the dog say when he stepped on the sand paper?
A: Ruff!
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
She usually hits me with them first thing in the morning, her delivery is perfect, and if she gives me one that isn't funny she doesn't get discouraged at all, she just tries again the next day. It's really been great watching her come up with these. I'm thinking she has a future, a future doing something that makes people happy.
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