Here's a list of things I laughed at over the last week. I'm sharing so that you can laugh too.
1. Me: What did the soldiers eat in the Civil War?
(My four year old): Hard attack!!
2. Despicable Me 2
Ok, I know I don't see many grown up movies, in fact the last one I watched in the theater was Act of Valor (which you should see, it was AWESOME!!!) but I am a well versed critic of animated G and PG rated flicks. This one was as good as the first. Arguably better because it had more Agnes in it and she is just too cute. Oh, and I want me some minions.
3. While getting dressed for Fourth of July my four year old son looked at me quite seriously and said, "Mom, your shirt is very pretty and you look very pretty." I looked at my husband and he said, "Ditto." Yeah, my children don't know what that means.
4. We spent most of a day cleaning the girls' room because it was bad, when we finished my six year old looked at me and said, "Gosh Mom, now it's time to get busy cleaning your room huh?"
5. It's actually been raining a lot lately and it was really raining last night. My son comes in and says to me, "It's raining so much, I think we might wash away!"
6. My 15 month old has learned the word mine, but he's a fourth child so he doesn't really understand what it means. He yells mine and throws whatever is in his hand. His brother gave him a tennis ball and he threw it and yelled "Mine!" His brother looks right at him and says, "I do not think that word means what you think it means."
7. My phone auto typed brainless instead of vegetables. So I said "Do you want me to bring some brainless from the garden, they are fresh?"
8. My second daughter and oldest son were arguing in the car. This is what we heard:
son: No, you did it.
daughter: No, you!
son: Mom, she hitted me!
daughter: it's HIT not HITTED!
son: well, you did.
9. Mom, I love pumpkin flowers, they are like stars that fell from the sky and landed on a vine and became flowers and turned orange and yellowish.
10. It's the end of the world! I can't find my shoes.
Did you look in the closet where they go?
Why would I look there?
1. Me: What did the soldiers eat in the Civil War?
(My four year old): Hard attack!!
2. Despicable Me 2
Ok, I know I don't see many grown up movies, in fact the last one I watched in the theater was Act of Valor (which you should see, it was AWESOME!!!) but I am a well versed critic of animated G and PG rated flicks. This one was as good as the first. Arguably better because it had more Agnes in it and she is just too cute. Oh, and I want me some minions.
3. While getting dressed for Fourth of July my four year old son looked at me quite seriously and said, "Mom, your shirt is very pretty and you look very pretty." I looked at my husband and he said, "Ditto." Yeah, my children don't know what that means.
4. We spent most of a day cleaning the girls' room because it was bad, when we finished my six year old looked at me and said, "Gosh Mom, now it's time to get busy cleaning your room huh?"
5. It's actually been raining a lot lately and it was really raining last night. My son comes in and says to me, "It's raining so much, I think we might wash away!"
6. My 15 month old has learned the word mine, but he's a fourth child so he doesn't really understand what it means. He yells mine and throws whatever is in his hand. His brother gave him a tennis ball and he threw it and yelled "Mine!" His brother looks right at him and says, "I do not think that word means what you think it means."
7. My phone auto typed brainless instead of vegetables. So I said "Do you want me to bring some brainless from the garden, they are fresh?"
8. My second daughter and oldest son were arguing in the car. This is what we heard:
son: No, you did it.
daughter: No, you!
son: Mom, she hitted me!
daughter: it's HIT not HITTED!
son: well, you did.
9. Mom, I love pumpkin flowers, they are like stars that fell from the sky and landed on a vine and became flowers and turned orange and yellowish.
10. It's the end of the world! I can't find my shoes.
Did you look in the closet where they go?
Why would I look there?
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