We all know that kids say silly things, remember Bill Cosby. I however never considered the miriad of things that I would find myself saying, in a completely normal voice, once I had children in my life. Had you told me seven years ago that I would have said any one of the things I found myself saying yesterday I would have thought you were crazy. Yet, yesterday I said many things all in the course of a normal day, that I found interesting. I actually said all of these things in a calm rational voice, because I actually meant all of these things. I started writing them down primarily because I figured my husband would not believe I had actually said them. Here they are, in order:
No, you eat the cookie, I don't want it.
Can you slow-motion walk a little faster?
It is your sister's turn to have the paper bag on her head.
Please take the plate out of the spaceship.
Stop biting your brother's toenails.
Please use this marker to color on your stomach.
Then, in the course of typing this in today I got to say...
Even alien turtles walk with their heads outside their shells.
I think today will be another interesting day.
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